Sunday, June 29, 2014

Out Of The Mouth Of...

Tommy:

Me: I got a little sad in church today thinking about how all of you will be headed to school next year and I will be home alone.

Tommy:  So what I'm hearing is, you didn't pay attention at mass.

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Tommy: Why do we always have to clean the house when people come over?

Me: Because we don't want them to see our messes and dirt.

Tommy: But that's how we live!

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Matthew:

Matthew:  Mom, when you die do you want us to bury you or no?

Me: Well, what's your other choice?

Matthew:  Grill you.

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Ann:

On Father's Day talking to Dad:

Billy (1st child): I'm the one who made you a Dad.

Mary( 2nd child): I'm the one who made him able to call himself experienced.

Ann: (4th child): I'm the one who made him able to call himself exhausted.

5 comments:

  1. Smiling!
    So sweet that you wrote them here to look back on someday!

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  2. Ha ha ha ha ha! The grilling - LOL! But the last one of the last section was THE best!

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  3. On I love this !! I am still laughing at what Matthew said...:)

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  4. I love this post. You really do have wonderful children.

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